How to upgrade from boyfriend to husband

Dear Housewife,
>
>
>First keep in
> mind:
>
>Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an operating
> system.
>
>Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED
> ME and download
>Tears 6.2 to install Guilt
> 3.0.
>
>If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
> automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers
> 3.5.
>
>But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik
> 6.1.
>
>Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will
> create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
>
>Whatever you do, DO NOT install
> Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall
> another
>Boyfriend program. These are not supported
> applications and will crash
>Husband
> 1.0.
>
>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but
> it does have a limited
>memory and cannot learn new
> applications quickly.
>
>You might consider additional
> software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot
>Tasty
> Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
>

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